You Know How I Know You Suck?

Have you ever seen, 40 Year Old Virgin? They play a game called “You Know How I Know You’re Gay?” (The clip is a little long)

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Anyway, I am going to play a little game called, “You know how I know you Suck?”

• You play one of your best offensive performances of the year statistically and still lose to the Houston Texans.

• Sage Rosenfels throws for 200 yards and only on interception against your defense.

• Your Kicker made only 50% of his field goal attempts, but still played better than last week.

• Your Quarterback gets stepped on more than once by your Center, trips on one of his linemen, gets tangled up with another player and falls to the ground, all in the same game.

• The game you played would never have been broadcasted on Monday Night Football is the NFL sponsors had any way of knowing how terrible you and your opponent would be...and you LOST.

• You got beat so badly you actually made the Texans look good enough for some poor diluted fan to use the words “Texans” and “Playoffs” in the same sentence. (He was referring to next season; Still crazy, but not committable).

• You're playing on MNF has been compared to Detroit playing the Chiefs. (Who would watch that?)
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• Discussion of team uniform choice, out-aired discussion of your team’s highlights by 90%.

• On the NFL Fan page, the discussion of last nights game peaks at Tony Kornheiser’s hair cut. http://www.tonycutyourhair.com/

Yeah, I am talking about the Horrible Jacksonville Jaguars. If you are wondering who those guys in the red tights were last night, running all over them...It was none other than Sage and the Houston Texans. 30-17, Texans.