NFL Sideshow: Ocho Cinco v. TO

The only time these two make headlines is when they are making a fool of themselves.From working out in their front yards to changing their name to match their jersey number, I have got to wonder how these two made it to the NFL without getting recruited by the circus. I mean, they are both just clowns, but who is the bigger joke?

Chad Ocho Cinco:

The best part is, I didn't have to change his hair...that craziness is really his hair! Chad Ocho Cinco, formally Chad Johnson, changed his name to match his jersey number...but in Spanish. It is obvious that the guy doesn't actually speak any other Spanish because Ocho Cinco is NOT eighty five in Spanish...its eight-five. But that is only where his insanity starts. Chad also claims he can swim faster than Michael Phelps and is not impressed by 8 gold medals in a single Olympics. However, we all know the only way Chad Johnson could win an Olympic medal is if they made running your mouth a sport. He has done everything from trashing his team, his teammates and his coach to making himself a hall of fame jacket. His latest shennangins? He has made it publicly known that if, and we must stress that if because Chad has done next to NOTHING this season, he manages to score a TD against Dallas, he will kiss the Dallas star in the center of the field. So much talking...so little playing. Mike Ditka suggests he should change his name to "Too much talk-o" but I think he should be "Cero-cinco!" Yup, that is Zero and Five in Spanish, coincidently the Bengals and Chad also happen to be Ohhhhhhh and five! I think winning at least one game should be a prerequisite for opening your mouth in the NFL!
Wanna know where Ocho Cinco came from, watch the video. (good luck understanding him).


Terrell Ownens.

My favorite t-shirt says "You can't spell idiot without T.O.!" Nothing could be closer to the truth! He became a joke in the NFL back when he played for the Eagles. This guy set up a gym in his front yard and started working out when he was not allowed to work out with the Eagles. His fines alone could probably pay an NFL salary. T.O is a side show on his own, he needs no help from Chad Ocho Cinco, he has single handedly divided and conquered the Philadelphia Eagles, which would be a good thing, if he wasn't playing for the Eagles at the time and his most recent agenda seems to be to take down the Dallas Cowboys. But as a Giants fan, I am all for his behavior; I hate Dallas and I hate Philadephia...maybe T.O is secretly working for Tom Coughlin. Anything I say about T.O at this point has already been said, he has been at this for so long, I am going to let the T.O quotes speak for themselves...

On T.O. being Sportsman of the Year in 2005 (from S.I.com):

When I told people I had chosen Terrell Owens as my Sportsman of the Year, most people understood immediately. "Well, Time magazine did pick Hitler and Stalin as Man of the Year," they said.

His tale had it all: Redemption, greed, selfishness, immaturity, rebellion, combined with flair, creativity, and athletic prowess.

Owens is the ultimate anti-hero in America.

On his most recent "anti-Cowboy" comments (I highly recommend reading this one):

So if anything, the Cowboys stagnated because they attempted to force the ball to a 34-year-old ball-dropping-prone-prima-donna that is only good for whipping out sharpies and doing crunches in his front yard.


My Pick:
It has to be obvious, my pick is T.O. It takes real skill to generate the type of universal hate Terrell Owens gathers. Come on! He was compared to Hitler and Stalin!!! He makes Ocho Cinco look like a man. Chad, if you want the title of the NFL Sideshow, call me when you have cried on tv,