NEWSFLASH DALLAS FANS: You just got your butts kicked, 45-7 by the Green Bay Packers. Sure, the Packers are on a roll this season, but 45-7? Seriously? And you think it is all because you lost Romo? Come on! How many positions did he play? Where’s the defense? What is their excuse? Romo has nothing to do with the Defense. Are they sad because Romo isn’t playing, so they aren’t going to play either?
I hate to tell you this… (Who am I kidding? I love it! )…but it isn’t just Romo, Dallas Sucks! The Cowgirls lost Romo in Week Six against the Giants and they were already 1-4. Losing Romo made things worse, I am sure, but Dallas has sucked since week one. Ask Jerry Jones!
Jerry Jones said he couldn’t believe Dallas was 1-7 PRIOR to their loss to the Packers, which made them 1-7. He counted the loss before his team even took the field. So he knew they were going to lose, but perhaps he thought they’d do better than 45-7 because after the game he said that, “someone would pay.” And before they could get out of Green Bay, Wade Phillips was fired.
I wonder if they even let him ride home?
I guess Jerry Jones has some good in him after all because if he REALLY wanted to make Wade Phillips suffer, he would have made him coach the rest of the season.
Two things, you definitely won’t see every year, happened this week.
This first. Well, I can guarantee you won’t see a 300lb man attempts an NFL field goal very often. With the Lions kicker injured, they moved on to the next best thing- they had defensive tackle, Ndamukong Suh, kick an extra point. He missed it, but it was actually kinda cute. It was like watching the Pillsbury Dough Boy try to lift his pudgy little leg passed his soft squishy middle.
Really, the Lions went with him because apparently, he can kick. He actually kicks during practice and won a kicking competition in training camp when he booted a 30-yard field goal. (If he can make a 30 yard field goal, I’ll trade you Lawrence Tynes!)
The Jets won that game in overtime 23-20. Up by 3 with a little over a minute to go, the Lions called a pass play. The incomplete pass, stopped the clock and gave the ball back to the Jets with time for a field goal., to go into OT. Only the Lions! I’m pretty sure they are already playing for a good draft pick.
The other thing you don’t see, every day. The Cleveland Browns beat the New England Patriots, 34-14 and celebrated by drenching their coach in Gatorade. Okay, I guess that is a lot of things you don’t see often. The Browns beating the Patriots, the Browns winning at all and the Browns coach getting drenched in Gatorade (unless it is being thrown at him). So which one am I talking about? Gatorade. The Browns are 3-5. It is not everyday that you will see a team at 3-5 celebrating by pouring Gatorade over their coach. You have lost more games than you won, sometimes I forget that you are a team all together, and you wear those ugly brownish-orange uniforms, but hey, you beat the Patriots! I guess if it weren’t for small victories, they wouldn’t have any. So, CONGRATS CLEVELAND!
But wait, that isn’t the craziest part. There is always more. After the game, Browns coach, Eric Mangini, gave a speech. He said, “I feel like I am that movie Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, you get New England this week and the Jets next week. It’s special.” Huh? Wait! I guess I get it, that movie is about a guy who “screwed” a bunch of girls who are now coming back to haunt him. Not as movie most guys would admit to watching. I am pretty sure the moral of the story was that Matthew McConaughey was a bad person who needed to change his ways and you totally lost me on the “it’s special” part, but then again, I am not the “Man-genius.”
The Vikings (in purple pants!) beat the Arizona Cardinals, 27-24 and Favre ran off the field holding up a number one. Seriously, what is with these 3-5 teams? It was the Arizona Cardinals. Is one win against any team really enough for Gatorade showers and thinking you are number one, these days? Yes Favre, if the two teams in front of you should disappear and be unable to perform their duties of kicking your butt, then you will be number one...in your DIVISION!
Anyway, the Vikings achieved this win without Randy Moss, who is still jobless, and they didn’t let you keep those all purple uniforms, Randy. You could get a job as a Fruit of the Loom grape.
The Giants took pity on the Seahawks this week. They beat them 41-7, but left their quarterback in tact. Perhaps it has something to do with the REAL Steve Smith’s relationship with his old USC coach, Pete Caroll.
Don’t worry Seattle, you still have the nicest shirts in the NFL. I love the green gloves. (How much can you really say about bearing the Seahawks?)
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