O.J. McDuffie introduces, “O.J. McDuffie’s Name Change Kit.”
Are you suffering from locker room ridicule and inability to perform on the field because you parents saddled you with a stripper name, like Sage? (Mr. Rosenfels?) I can help!
Maybe your name is just stupid. (Plaxico??) I can help!
Or perhaps your name was perfectly acceptable until another former NFL player was accused of murdering his wife and her new lover and then evaded police in a slow speed chase, which was nationally televised, all the while proclaiming his innocence, as bloody clothes were discovered in his garbage, only to be found not guilty by twelve people too stupid to get out of jury duty because a glove didn’t fit him. Then just when you thought you the humiliation of sharing his name had subsided, he goes and gets arrested for stealing his own memorabilia.
Are you tired of hearing things like “Where’s your white Bronco, OJ?”
Or “Hey O.J., stab any white women today?”
Well, I am! I feel your pain! But getting your name changed can be expensive and involves a lot of time consuming paper work…
Until Now! Thanks to ‘O.J. McDuffie’s Name Change kit!’
For just 4 installments of 14.99, you can change your name in as much time as you need to decide on a new one (and make 4 payments of $14.99).
Take it anywhere you go, because O.J. McDuffie's Name Change Kit comes in this waterproof tote bag for easy portability! But that's not all....
Order right now and I will double your order…FREE!
That’s right!Get a second kit, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Change your name twice or give one to a friend! O.J. McDuffie’s Name Change Kit makes a great gift for any occasion!
But this is a limited time offer so order yours now!
**Changing your name with the OJ McDuffie Name Change Kit will have no legal effect on the changing of your name and he is not responsible for any confusion which may occur. He also has no idea why you would need to carry your name change kit around, but hey, you get a free tote bag, right?**
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